Stink Breath

Have you ever wondered

Why that guy with the stink breath

Must talk to you just six inches from your face

And loves to whisper rotten everythings in your ear

Butt smells ass if he just drank rear?

If he were a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle then I would understand.

He has been living in the green sewers with a giant rat named Splinter.

And it would be proper to give him a powerful high-five to his high-three and laugh heartily at his jokes.

Butt on the other hand,

If this guy is human…

There should be no high-fives slapped.

There should be no chest-bumps bumped.

There should be no Ninja moves sliced.

And no, “Cowabunga, Dudes!”es exclaimed.

No.

This man shall be given an honest and sincere,

“Dude, your breath smells like poop. Smell ya later.”