Christmas at Hollywild Animal Park

This is the first year I have ever been to the Holiday Lights Safari Benefit at Hollywild Animal Park in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

I had heard that it was pretty cool.

It is.

Hollywild will be a Clark Christmas Tradition from now on for sure.

It’s strange and wonderful.

Thousands of Christmas lights across several acres.

A giant bonfire.

And feeding wild animals by hand right out of your car.

Like this…

Bison- Hairy Love at First Eye (sight)

Ass – left below (and left above). Hey, there’s a Wife in my Car!!!
(Actually I think this animal was a Half-Ass Zebra)

Zebra – Patrick-ly Chewing my Hand Off.

Yakkity Yaks – Where Do You Get Your Hair Done Beautiful Beast?

And Whales – Don’t Feed Them. They Only Eat Christmas Trees.

So if you get a chance to visit upstate South Carolina in the winter, don’t miss Hollywild Animal Park now. Ya hear?

YEE-HAW !!!