Boobs, Beards, and Baptism

Dude, you’re 8 now. I used to be a million times older than you. But now I’m only 4.

What did we talk about this year? Oh yeah. Boobs, Beards, and Baptism. These are holy things of which everyone should learn. I can’t believe you already know so much. I thought I was the teacher.

I’m glad that basketball is your favorite sport. I hope we get to shoot hoops together a lot this year. I’ll be your Pippen any day.

So, you say your favorite music is Jesus-songs. That is interesting. That is so interesting. I wish I could get inside your head.

I’m sorry that I couldn’t get you a Nintendo DS for your birthday. I wish I could give you everything you want. But remember the poor? Remember that if we win that million dollars, we’re giving it to the poor? It was your idea. You have great ideas.

It’s so cool that you hear thunder when you run. You are the thunder of God’s lightning. Never stop boomin’.

I love you, man.